A man showed up at a Williams Bryce Stadium with a little dog with a red collar and a little garnet sweater with a Gamecock on the back. The gate
guard said "Hey, that's a cute dog, does he know any good tricks?"
The man replied, "Yes, I take him to all the games. When we beat Vanderbilt he will run from the top of the stands to the bottom, skipping every other step. When we beat Florida he will walk up and down the aisles on
his front paws. When we beat Tennessee he will turn little back flips..."
The guard smiled and said "Well, that's really something. What does he do when we beat Clemson?"
The man looked down and said, "I don't know, I've only had him 4 years."