Wednesday, July 12, 2006

panty liners: use #17 - kids nude art

this cracked me up:

why kids shouldn't be left alone:

Thursday, July 06, 2006

gooooooodmorning

It's become more and more apparent lately that I am a morning person. There's just something about being outside when the world wakes up and stretches its legs that's incredibly refreshing. mmm....

Monday, July 03, 2006

WINNERS vs. WEINERS


The verdict is in:

I have officially deemed that taking a shower after getting really really gross on the beach is one of the best feelings in the whole world.

I mean think about it - you're all salty and sandy and sweaty and sun tan lotiony (yes, I made up a word) and all dried out like a raisin - and you go and take a shower and put on really good smelling lotion....mmmmm.....it's NICE.

You should try it out. I have a beach and shower available for use if necessary. It's a must.

(oh, I'll even provide the good smellin' lotion if you need some of that too)