The verdict is in:
I have officially deemed that taking a shower after getting really really gross on the beach is one of the best feelings in the whole world.
I mean think about it - you're all salty and sandy and sweaty and sun tan lotiony (yes, I made up a word) and all dried out like a raisin - and you go and take a shower and put on really good smelling lotion....mmmmm.....it's NICE.
You should try it out. I have a beach and shower available for use if necessary. It's a must.
(oh, I'll even provide the good smellin' lotion if you need some of that too)